The Poison Report - tHiS WEeKs nEwS 03/23/2024

The New York Times declares that the deep state is awesome.

The New York Times recently published an article that sheds light on the positive aspects of the "deep state" in the United States. The deep state refers to a network of influential individuals within government, military, and intelligence agencies who work behind the scenes to influence policy and decision-making. The article argues that these individuals are experienced professionals with a deep understanding of the inner workings of the government and are dedicated to maintaining stability and continuity in the face of political turmoil.

Top executive at Bill and Hillary Clinton airport is shot.

In a shocking turn of events, the top executive at the Bill and Hillary Clinton airport was shot. The incident occurred in broad daylight, and the motive behind the attack is still under investigation. The airport has been temporarily closed as the investigation continues, and authorities are urging anyone with information to come forward.

Mexico refuses to accept return of illegals from America.

The Mexican government has announced that it will no longer accept the return of illegal immigrants from the United States. This decision has sparked controversy and raised questions about the future of U.S.-Mexico relations. The Mexican government cited concerns about the treatment of these individuals in American detention facilities and the potential for human rights abuses.

Roosevelt Hotel in NYC houses illegals.

The historic Roosevelt Hotel in New York City has been repurposed to house illegal immigrants. The decision was made in response to the growing number of individuals seeking asylum in the United States and the need for temporary housing. The hotel, which had been closed since 2020 due to the COVID-19 pandemic, will provide a safe and comfortable environment for these individuals as they await the outcome of their asylum cases.

Height of the ISS from Earth's surface is 248 miles.

The International Space Station (ISS) orbits at an average altitude of 248 miles (400 kilometers) above the Earth's surface. This height allows the station to maintain a stable orbit and provides a unique vantage point for scientific research and observation.

Nonbinary teen shoots mother and stepfather.

In a tragic incident, a nonbinary teenager shot their mother and stepfather. The motive for the shooting is still under investigation, but authorities believe that it may be related to the teen's struggles with gender identity and the lack of support from their family.

Libs break down over Trump remaining on the ballot.

Following the announcement that Donald Trump will remain on the ballot for the upcoming presidential election, many liberals have expressed outrage and disappointment. Critics argue that Trump's continued presence in the political arena is a threat to democracy and that his policies have been harmful to the country.

Chinese lasers are real.

Recent reports have confirmed that Chinese lasers are indeed real and have been used in a variety of applications, including military operations and scientific research. These advanced laser systems have raised concerns about the potential for their use in warfare and the need for increased international cooperation to prevent their misuse.

$15 million to electronically track US cattle. Sus or nah?

The U.S. Department of Agriculture has allocated $15 million to develop an electronic tracking system for cattle. The system is intended to improve food safety and disease prevention by allowing for the rapid identification and isolation of infected animals. However, some critics are concerned about the potential for the system to be used for surveillance and the infringement of privacy rights.

143,233% surge in fatal cancers for vaxxed Americans.

A recent study has found a shocking increase in the number of fatal cancers among Americans who have received vaccinations. The cause of this surge is still under investigation, but some experts believe it may be related to the use of certain vaccine components or the interaction between different vaccines.

Taiwan requires paper ballots to be counted in public and no mail-in ballots.

Taiwan has implemented new voting regulations that require all ballots to be counted in public and eliminate the use of mail-in ballots. This change is intended to improve transparency and reduce the potential for voter fraud. Critics argue that the new regulations may disenfranchise some voters and make it more difficult for those living abroad to participate in elections.

Haiti has largest oil reserves, surpassing Venezuela.

Recent geological surveys have revealed that Haiti may have the largest oil reserves in the world, surpassing even Venezuela. This discovery has the potential to transform Haiti's economy and improve the lives of its citizens, but it also raises concerns about the environmental impact of oil extraction and the potential for exploitation by foreign interests.

Delhi painter gets donated hands because he deserves those organs.

A talented painter from Delhi who lost his hands in a tragic accident has received donated hands in a groundbreaking transplant operation. The decision to give the painter new hands was based on the belief that his artistic talents and potential contributions to society made him a deserving recipient of the organs.

Mexico border overrun on March 21, 2024.

On March 21, 2024, the U.S.-Mexico border experienced a massive influx of migrants seeking asylum in the United States. The surge in arrivals overwhelmed border facilities and led to a humanitarian crisis as officials struggled to provide adequate food, shelter, and medical care to the thousands of people in need.

Government sticking their claws of tyranny on their countrymen.

The government has been accused of using its power to oppress its own citizens and suppress dissent. Critics argue that the government's actions, including the curtailment of civil liberties and the use of force against peaceful protesters, are a violation of the principles of democracy and the rights of the people.

Prescription drug costs were raised because Biden-nomics.

The Biden administration has been criticized for its handling of prescription drug costs, which have continued to rise under its watch. Critics argue that the administration's policies have failed to address the root causes of high drug prices and have left many Americans struggling to afford the medications they need.

If illegals were not counted in the census, Democrats could lose 20 seats in the House.

A recent analysis has found that if illegal immigrants were not counted in the census, Democrats could lose up to 20 seats in the House of Representatives. This revelation has sparked a debate about the fairness of the current census system and the potential for gerrymandering.

According to the 46th President of the United States, "Gay federal employees are security risks."

In a controversial statement, the 46th President of the United States claimed that gay federal employees are security risks. This statement has been met with outrage from the LGBTQ+ community and its allies, who argue that sexual orientation has no bearing on a person's ability to perform their job and that such discrimination is unacceptable.

Dead body found in water reservoir for a bottled water company.

A shocking discovery was made when a dead body was found in a water reservoir used by a popular bottled water company. The incident has raised concerns about the safety and cleanliness of bottled water and has led to calls for increased regulation and oversight of the industry.

Sixy minutes is attacked in Sweden.

In a shocking incident, the popular news program "Sixty Minutes" was attacked in Sweden while filming a segment on the country's immigration policies. The attackers, who were reportedly opposed to the program's coverage of the issue, destroyed equipment and injured several crew members.

FDA reverses course on Ivermectin and retracts statements made criticizing the drug.

The FDA has reversed its stance on the use of the drug Ivermectin to treat COVID-19 and has retracted previous statements that criticized the drug's effectiveness. The decision comes in response to new research that suggests that Ivermectin may have significant benefits in the treatment of the disease.

Schiff plus Epstein plus 256 emails equals Innocent?

A recent controversy has arisen over a series of emails involving Congressman Adam Schiff, the late Jeffrey Epstein, and 256 other individuals. The content of the emails has not been made public, but some have speculated that they may contain evidence of wrongdoing by those involved.

Vegan Bakery exposed for buying and re-selling Dunkin' Donuts.

A popular vegan bakery has been exposed for buying and re-selling Dunkin' Donuts products as their own. The bakery, which had built a reputation for offering delicious and ethically-sourced vegan treats, has faced backlash from customers and the vegan community for its deceptive practices.

Hillary Clinton, Boeing, and John Barnett are not coincidences.

Recent revelations have uncovered a series of connections between Hillary Clinton, the Boeing corporation, and John Barnett, a former Boeing executive. The nature of these connections and their implications are still under investigation, but some have speculated that they may be related to the 2024 presidential election.

FAA found Boeing staff used dawn soap as lubricant for the doors on the planes.

The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has discovered that Boeing staff used Dawn dish soap as a lubricant for the doors on their planes. This unorthodox practice has raised concerns about the safety and reliability of Boeing aircraft and has led to calls for increased oversight of the company's manufacturing processes.

DHS error caused 200,000 deportations to be erased from the "system".

A major error at the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) resulted in the deletion of records for 200,000 individuals who had been deported from the United States. The error has made it difficult for immigration officials to track and enforce immigration laws and has led to calls for reform of the agency's data management practices.

mEDIA rESEARCH cENTER AND gOOGLE ARE NOT FRIENDS.

The Media Research Center and Google have been embroiled in a bitter feud over the search engine giant's alleged bias against conservative news sources. The Media Research Center has accused Google of manipulating search results to suppress conservative viewpoints, while Google has denied any wrongdoing and maintains that its search algorithms are designed to provide users with the most relevant and accurate information.

Dairy Queen in Poplar Bluff, MO serve customers "satan burgers".

A Dairy Queen in Poplar Bluff, Missouri, has come under fire for serving customers "Satan burgers," which are burgers topped with a pentagram-shaped bun. The restaurant claims that the burgers are simply a creative and fun way to celebrate Halloween, but some customers have accused the establishment of promoting Satanism and have called for a boycott.

Gun Youtuber, Brandon Herrera, forces Uvalde, Texas to have a congressional seat runoff.

Gun rights advocate and popular YouTube personality, Brandon Herrera, has played a key role in forcing a congressional seat runoff in Uvalde, Texas. Herrera, who has been vocal about the need for stronger gun rights protections in the state, has used his platform to mobilize voters and influence the outcome of the election.

United Airlines loses a tire during takeoff from San Francisco.

In a frightening incident, United Airlines lost a tire during takeoff from San Francisco International Airport. The plane was forced to make an emergency landing, and while no injuries were reported, the incident has raised concerns about the safety and maintenance of United Airlines' fleet.

Assisted suicide pod in Sweden is now legal.

Sweden has legalized the use of assisted suicide pods, which allow individuals to end their lives in a controlled and peaceful manner. The decision has been met with controversy, with some arguing that it promotes a "culture of death" and others defending the right of individuals to make their own end-of-life decisions.

We have a list of Joe Biden Accomplishments.

A list of Joe Biden's accomplishments as President of the United States has been circulating online, highlighting his administration's achievements in areas such as climate change, healthcare, and infrastructure. Critics argue that the list is misleading and fails to acknowledge the negative consequences of some of Biden's policies.

Alexander Prokohorenko calls airstrike on himself.

In a tragic act of self-sacrifice, Ukrainian soldier Alexander Prokohorenko called in an airstrike on his own position to prevent the capture of his wounded comrades by Russian forces. His bravery and selflessness have been praised by many, and his story serves as a powerful reminder of the human cost of war.

Planet Fitness revokes anti-woke members.

Planet Fitness has come under fire for revoking the memberships of individuals who have expressed anti-woke views on social media. Critics argue that the company's actions are a violation of free speech and have called for a boycott of the fitness chain.

Lina Hidalgo, Mayor Whitmire, and Joe Biden meet for a scratch and sniff.

Lina Hidalgo, the Harris County Judge, Mayor Sylvester Turner, and President Joe Biden met for a "scratch and sniff" event to promote a new initiative to improve air quality in the Houston area. The event, which involved the use of scratch-and-sniff cards to educate the public about the smells associated with air pollution, was met with mixed reactions from the public.

Leonel Moreno teaches illegals to invoke squatters' rights.

Leonel Moreno, a controversial figure in the immigration debate, has been teaching illegal immigrants how to invoke squatters' rights to remain in the United States. His actions have been condemned by many, who argue that he is exploiting vulnerable individuals and encouraging illegal behavior.