Scientists Unveil Grim Nuclear Armageddon Simulation

A group of interdisciplinary scientists has collaborated to create a scientifically realistic simulation of a nuclear war using only unclassified data. Brace yourself, for the specter of nuclear annihilation does not end with the blinding flashes and thunderous devastation wrought upon our cities by the initial atomic blasts. No, that is merely the apocalyptic overture to a symphony of horror that will make existence on this scarred planet borderline unendurable for those unlucky enough to initially survive.