everything i am conscious of is a part of me

that is the best question to ask on a first date!
if i don't want kids i shouldn't be fucking
i'm outta my mind n he said so haha
it had just been a really long time since i'd been impulsive
sex ain't worth it but i didn't wanna be living a sinful life
always solving puzzles
when 2 make 1 they can make 3
look at this egg!
we're gonna eat it super fast cos it smells bad
imma have egg face, i already know
it's impossible for me not to have egg face which is why i don't like eating in front of people *but i get over this in order to socialize haha
i don't wanna become one w/ somebody else
movies n cheesy love songs defined my idea of "love"
i already have a love porno in my mind, what is the "real thing"
relationships are supposed to be a dual ownership
cheesy relationship advice is pretty accurate tho
maybe if i just stop having empathy i will stop attracting them haha
overts can't figure out why they don't like me (it's just an energy clash)
talking about God around a heathen typically makes em seethe
i don't seethe when you talk about eating ass, i just feel sorry for you
everything's a baby (even the internet)
i've turned it all into a joke
i don't wanna fuck tho