Katie Britt, America's Psycho Mom: A Parody!

Recently, America was introduced to the quiet but extremely intense Katie Britt, U.S. Senator from the state of Alabama. In her State of the Union response she scolded, she finger-wagged, and she somehow managed to ground us all. Enjoy a parody!

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Katie Britt America's psycho Mom
She'll stab your date while chaperoning your prom
You better run run from this mother so you don't get smothered

Katie Britt America's psycho Mom
The devil's Karen uses saccharine charm
to lure you. She'll nag nag nag ya until you self harm

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Don't talk back at the Walmart checkout
She won't call your manager just slap you in the mouth
Better do your chores or you're in deep shit
And if you miss curfew she will torch your bed with you in it

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Katie Britt America's psycho Mom
The devil's Karen uses saccharine charm
to lure you. She'll nag nag nag ya until you self harm

Britt would rather smother you in the crib
Than risk you growing up to turn into a lib
Better run run runaway from home if you want to live