G'day Aushhtraliens, it's me, your Pwime Mwinister Alco and i wuv AnAI at Muddy Gras! It's True

G'day Aushhtraliens, it's me, your Pwime Mwinister Alco and i wuv AnAl at Muddy Gras - the transwomen this year were the bollocks! Anyway, lishten to what I have to shay, becaushe as hard ash it is to bewieve, i'm the pwime mwinister! Me, who would've thunk