I want to Thank the Google Tech who Keeps my Channel in Check and Gives Me No Views

Maybe this is just a conspiracy but I have a feeling dear ole Google spends time and money to assure this channel along with others gets lower views than expected. I expect 3 views for a channel like this but it has zero; it has No Views. Google must be doing something or is this a conspiracy. Yes, google is doing something. My question is: Does the google automated system do this or is there actually a person assign to this tiny channel? If there is I just want to thank you, man or woman for taking the time to review my content and do what you do best. Thank you,

I really make music for myself to enjoy if other also enjoy and comment its just a plus. The only thing that will keep me from making music is no having any subjects to rap about.