DUCK TALK

JUST USUAL DUCK TALK
Duck 1: Hey, quack buddy! How's your day been paddling along?

Duck 2: Oh, just ducky! You know, the usual. Chasing breadcrumbs, avoiding those pesky humans with their cameras.

Duck 1: Ha! I hear you! You ever notice how they look at us like we're some sort of celebrity? "Oh look, Martha, it's the famous ducks again!"

Duck 2: Right?! I mean, come on, we're just trying to enjoy our pond in peace, not audition for Duck Dynasty!

Duck 1: Exactly! And don't even get me started on the bread crumbs they throw at us. Like, do they think we're just gonna drop everything and have a picnic?

Duck 2: Oh, I know, right? And then they expect us to quack out a thank you. Like, sorry Karen, we're not trained circus performers!

Duck 1: Oh, Karen and her expectations! I swear, if she tries to offer me another piece of stale bread, I might just flap away in protest!

Duck 2: Well, just be careful, buddy. You don't want to ruffle her feathers too much. You know how humans can be.

Duck 1: Good point. I'll try to keep my quacks to a minimum. But hey, on the bright side, at least we've got each other, right?

Duck 2: Absolutely! Nothing like a good quack session with a friend to make the duck days better.

Duck 1: You said it! Alright, let's paddle off into the sunset and find some real duck delicacies. No more bread for us!

Duck 2: Agreed! Let's flap our wings and fly away from these bread-bringers. Until next time, quack pal!

Duck 1: Until next time, my feathered friend! Keep waddling with style!