nothing is more offensive than not being in control

i don't even wear my seatbelt right
if i really wanted to be rebellious i would wear it behind me but that's way too much effort
once again, ag calls out the seatbelt horseshit
"seatbelts save lives" not this one tho
how much do they pay you to say that shit
it's not fair to keep making excuses for being late
quitting smoking was easier than getting up earlier
i miss smoking cigarettes 25/8
4 stickers from the americanized version of the office
when i was a liberal i was very judgmental about taste in art
i have pretty high standards when it comes to comedy but alas
that show capitalized on awkward
proof of what i am talking about right here
i was holding a tripod that's why there's that sound
i'm not a snob about technology, it's more that i don't have any interest in it
i strongly resemble a pretentious person n i'm sorry for that
okay the office is turning right
it's easy to judge a situation before you know all the details
life n shit...exactly.
the reason why people are so militant about certain things
don't think i haven't strongly considered the amish community