Nutty! Trans Muslim Michigan Man Sues Ex-Partner For The Return Of His Preserved … Ahem

We are not sure this is real or some elaborate prank. Seriously. Let's look at some of these facts. There's this Muslim trans woman who goes by "Dee" in Michigan. Take a second to let that sink in. Dee converted to Islam (presumably for the rigid conservative moral and sexual values). When Dee transitioned, she kept her testicles - in the fridge. Are you with us so far? Because now it gets weird. Dee is suing to get her testicles back from her ex. Yes, she wants "Deez Nuts" and specifically refers to them as that. A trans-identified male in Michigan is suing his ex-partner for the return of his preserved testicles, which he had kept in their shared fridge following his genital surgery. Brianna Kingsley, who identifies as a Muslim woman, is demanding $6,500 for the loss of "deez nuts."

Brianna Kingsley, also known as Zahrah Bri-Zee Muharib, filed the claim against his ex-partner, William Wojciechowski, in Pontiac’s 50th District Court last August. Wojciechowski previously had a protection order against Kingsley. -- Frankly, if this is real, and it seems to be, this is the kind of thing that puts comedians and the Babylon Bee out of business. Nothing can be said that is more absurd than what you just saw. But don't let that stop you. Twitter (X) had a blast with it. Of course there's a "therapy dog." Yeah, we noticed that too.

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Reduxx: Man Who Identifies As A “Muslim Woman” Files Legal Claim to Retrieve His Testicles From Ex-Boyfriend’s Fridge
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