Conservasimps and the New Conservatives

Conservasimps are pretend thinkers, they have a stance they defend stubbornly and that's about it.

The New Conservatives are actually posing as leftists, they're the radical left that conservasimps keep complaining about. They have a similar strategy, regurgitating a stance they stubbornly defend, except unlike the conservasimps, their ideas look and sound progressive.

Progressives are dynamic and in tune with the true nature of the world, change is the only constant and they're well aware of that one way or another. These pretend leftists/progressives, or new conservatives, are virtually identical to the conservasimps, they repeat their stance stubbornly until you're convinced.

When the conservasimp fails to convince you, they say you're going to hell. When the new conservatives fail to convince you, they demonize you. I am not fooled, these pretend leftists don't have what it takes to be progressive.