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Shekelback - Honkstar
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Lyrics:
I'm sick going to work and always slaving for wage
While the city's burning up I'm stuck living in a cage
This life didn't turn out quite the way I thought it'd be
(Tell me what you thought)
I thought I'd find a wife, have a couple of kids
And a job where I could afford some shit
In a house on a little cozy piece of property
(So what the fuck happened?)
I got some student loans and crippling debt
But all the boomers own homes when I'm late on rent
'Cause this paycheck's a useless joke in this economy
(Yeah, I heard that)
I want a simple existence like grandpa had
I'd even settle for a pension like my asshole dad
It seems coming up broke is the only come up for me
(So whatcha gonna do then?)
I'm gonna write some songs to shit on the world
I'll probably quit my job and ditch my girl
'Cause we're all gonna make it as big Honkstars
And live in our parents' basements driving shitty cars
We won't make money, could be legal fees
We'll all get chubby cause we'll eat tendies
And we'll hang out 'til the crack of dawn
In the comfy chat making crappy songs
Every cool glowniggers gonna wind up there
Every new zog groomer with the zoomer stare, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a Honkstar (Ooh)
Hey, hey, I wanna be a Honkstar
I wanna be great like Queen without the faggot
Or the fancy limosine that comes with outstanding talent
Sign some unemployment forms so I can get my gibs for free
(Hey, that sounds pretty NEET, haha!)
I'm gonna dress just like a crusty ass bum
And tell the government to come and fuckin get them some
'Cause I been hording ammunition just wishin for WW3
(Biden made me do it)
I'm gonna sing these songs to trigger some mods
And also free my nigger Mr. Bond
'Cause we're all gonna make it as big Honkstars
And live in our parents' basements driving shitty cars
Won't make any money, maybe legal fees
We'll all get chubby cause we eat tendies
And we'll hang out til the crack of dawn
In the comfy chat making crappy songs
Every cool glowniggers gonna wind up there
Every new zog groomer with the zoomer stare
And we'll call out the all cop recruits
Convincing retarded autists to commit school shoots
They'll get you any gun with that gubment pass
Everybody's got a fed faggot up their ass, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a Honkstar
I'm gonna play my jams to offend the jannies
Raise suicides to 42 percent of trannies
Have like-minded chuds singing all of my songs
When anonymous there isn't such a thing as wrong
'Cause we're all gonna make it as big Honkstars
And live in our parents' basements driving shitty cars
We won't make any money, maybe legal fees
We'll all get chubby cause we'll eat tendies
And we'll hang out til the crack of dawn
In the comfy chat making crappy songs
Every cool glowniggers gonna wind up there
Every new zog groomer with the zoomer stare
And we'll call out the all cop recruits
Convincing retarded autists to commit school shoots
They'll get you any gun with that gubment pass
Everybody's got a fed faggot up their ass, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a Honkstar (Ooh)
Hey, hey, I wanna be a Honkstar
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