'This Is Fine, He's Fine': Biden Invents New Car Company While Trying To Praise UAW Workers

Believe it or not, there are some times when we almost -- ALMOST, mind you -- feel bad about making fun of Joe Biden's never-ending supply of brain freezes. The man is clearly sundowning and he belongs in a full-time nursing care facility. There is no shortage of evidence of that over the past three years, heck, even the last three days. However, he either believes (or is being told to believe) that he is still capable of being President, and is trying to convince America right now that he is not only capable in 2024 but will be capable for four more years. Also, he lies every time he speaks and he is probably the most corrupt President since Warren G. Harding (if not more so). And he likes to sniff children. So no, on second thought, we don't feel bad. Biden's latest doozie came on Wednesday when he was speaking (if you can call it that) at a rally with the United Auto Workers (UAW) who just … sigh … endorsed him for re-election. Because of course, they did.

Biden: "Toyota, Volkswagen, Nissan, Tulsa…" What's "Tulsa"? Tulsa, huh? Is that the new auto manufacturing company run by Ellen Busk, Joey? We'll assume he meant 'Tesla,' but someone really should have reminded him that Tesla does not have UAW employees and never will. For that matter, neither does Toyota. Though at least he could pronounce that name. Chalk up another WIN. My Dad used to drive a Tulsa back in Scranton. He'd say "Joey, they don't build 'em like this anymore!" HA. And since Biden is utterly incapable of expressing himself clearly, we'll also say -- for him -- that he was trying to credit the recent UAW strike for wage increases at these auto companies. But since Tesla, Toyota, Hyundai, and Honda don't have unions, he fails to realize that pay raises at those companies HURTS the UAW's power, not helps it. With pay raises, there's very little chance that ANY of those companies unionize.

Which is the UAW's (and Biden's) goal. But we don't want to confuse the poor guy, so let's just go back to having fun at President Pudding Brain's mastery of elocution. Why is he YELLING!!! Always a great point. The only time Biden isn't angrily yelling, he is creepily whispering like a drunk uncle in a dark room. We're not sure which is worse, but someone should really tell him those things in front of his face are microphones, not ice cream cones.

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