Chuck Schumer Has His Sights On 'Zyn' … Young Americans Are Adamantly Opposed

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justmindy: My 24 year old son rarely has any interest in what I write or my 'dumb' Twitter account. I'm an old lady and totally out of the loop if you ask him. Heh. Today, though, that all changed. He called me in a panic asking if I had heard of Chuck Schumer. Oh, have I. I've had way too many conversations about that dude. Once he had established I knew this 'Chuck Schumer', he inquired about what he was doing with 'Zyn' and how we could stop it. Not, just the two of us, obviously, but all freedom loving Americans who are tired of the government interfering in our rights to use mood altering substances. Snicker. -- Greg Price @greg_price11: “Chuck Schumer now wants the government to crack down on Zyn calling it a "pouch full of problems." Mr. Schumer, this will be your one and only warning on behalf of all the fellas: Do not cross that Rubicon. You will have reaped the whirlwind and you will pay the price.”

My son is of the same opinion as Greg as are a bunch of other 'bros' across America. -- Prison Mitch @MidnightMitch: “Me and the boys when the Feds come to raid the Zyns from our local 7/11:” https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GEjhUTqWIAAq2AN?format=jpg&name=900x900 -- For real though, are there no other issues in America that need attention? The border would be a great place to start. -- Greg Price @greg_price11: “January 6 will look like a tour of Disneyland in comparison to the Zynsurrection”

The boys like their 'Zyn'. It's a way to chill. By the way, why is it always nicotine we are regulating? Why not alcohol? It's also harmful to the body, mood altering and has way more problems than a cigarette or 'Zyn' ever had. Has anyone ever killed an innocent family driving the wrong way on a highway because they smoked too many cigarettes? Has anyone ever started a bar fight because they used a 'Zyn' pack? I would submit they have not. Are the Democrats just worked up over 'Zyn' because Tucker Carlson likes it?

Nate Hochman @njhochman: “Republicans should be running this clip in every frat house basement, seedy college bar, and Buffalo Wild Wings across the country.” -- If you want to inspire the turnout of young people, threaten to take 'Zyn'. -- (•_•) @AsTheWorldBurnz: “I know what I’ve got. Don’t try and lowball me.” https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GEjF1ZzW4AAe8Cx?format=jpg&name=large -- Mrs. Brassenstein @MBrassenstein: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GEjSOE_W8AABMGL?format=jpg&name=900x900 -- It's all just a little too suspicious or 'sus' as the kids say.

Taylor Lewan @TaylorLewan77: “Never been in politics, never cared to dip my toe in it. But is Chuck Schumer wants to take on Nicotine pouches I will gladly stand on the front lines and fight till the death against him.” -- I'm telling you, the young people are FIRED up. This would be a terrible mistake, but who am I to stop Democrats from destroying their own chances in the next election. -- Heritage Foundation @Heritage: “Opioids, largely fentanyl, are the leading cause of death for Americans aged 18-45.” https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GEjz6s6WIAAiskb?format=jpg&name=small

F. Billy McMorris @FBillMcMorris: “Zyn/vapes/et al are the definition of controlled opposition. Smoke or don’t, nerds” -- Hey, Chuck, leave the Zyn alone. From the uproar in my own family, I promise this is not the road any political party wants to go down.

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