Guide to Attracting Today's Woman (short version)

Phil Proctor introduces scientific research on the art of Attracting Today's Woman. Dr. Hassenshtimmel and Dr. Rose Eastclimber explain the 7 Stages of Flirtation are dramatized. Todd (Ken Roberts) sits next to a beautiful girl (Susan Richardson) at a bar. A stunt double of Clint Eastwood adds to the humor. Tommy Lee Cook sings an original song and coaches Henry Nebish (Tom Silardi) as he is transformed from a nerd into a man who gets the girl (Brenda Bakke) he always wanted.

SEVEN STAGES OF FLIRTATION
Acknowledgement
Pivot
Reaching
Touching
Snuggle Space
Minor Synchronization
Full Synchronization

Video by Irv Goodnoff

RESEARCH STUDIES
Dr. F. BEACH
Sexual Attractivity, Proceptivity, and Receptivity in Female Mammals
Dr. D. MORRIS
Manwatching, A Field Guide to Human Behavior
Dr. R.C. SUGGS
Marquesan Sexual Behavior
Dr. T. PERPER
Flirtation Behavior in Public Settings
Dr. J. FAST
Body Language
Dr. S. CAVIN
Liquor License, An Ethnology of Bar Behavior

CAST

Henry Nebish
TOM SILARDI
The Guide
PHIL PROCTOR
Todd's Girl
SUSAN RICHARDSON
Candy
BRENDA BAKKE
Dr. Hassenshtimmel
GEORGE MEMMOLI
Dr. Rose Eastclimber
ROBIN McKEE
Mrs. Green
ROBIN CARUSO
Jack
CHARLES DIERKOP
Todd
KEN ROBERTS
Stanley
BILLY BRAVER
Joe
RICK BROWN
Chip Weanydale
TIM KELLY
Lisa (our Marilyn)
CATLYN DAY
Work-Out Buddy
TOMMY LEE COOK
Gawker
MARK NANO
Gawker's Girl
GAYLE MURPHY
Tailor's Dancers
NANCY GREGORY
TRACY RUEHL
Melon Fighters
DEREK HOYLE
ALEX PETALE
Hairdresser
DOUG WAYNE
(of Contours Salon)
Eye Doctor
ALAN GOODNOFF
Dentist
DAVID REED
Plastic Surgeon
DON BALDWIN
Dainty Drinker
MIKE WELSH
Shooter Girls (Remember!)
ASHLEY BROOKS
MARCI MARKS
Shooter Sucker!
RAFFAELE MARRAFFA
Clint Eastwood Clone
CHRIS FOX
Clint's Girl
BRENDA KYLE
Fantasy Kiss Girl
SASKIA LODDER
Clothes Deliverers
"Madame X" MAXINE PETTRUCII
CHRIS "Godzilla" DOLIBER
Street Shoppers
DESIREE LEVINE
CARLA MARIA VON WIEGANDT
Dancers
VICKY CLEMONS
NIDIA COTA
MONIQUE DE BOCK
DESIREE LEVINE
MARGUERITTE LOUISE
ROBYNE DE SHOFNER
Bar Girls
MARILYN SCOTT
CARLA MARIA VON WIEGANDT
LEIGH HILL
DEANNA HURST
LESLIE TIEDTKE
JEMONE STEWEART
CAROL HARRIS
Our Melon Girl
APRIL CARRILLO
555-3876
CREW
Associate Producer
DR. JULIA SLADEK, M.D.
First Assistant Director
MARC FIGUEROA
Second Unit Asst. Director
TERY ARNOLD
Makeup
LIZBETH WILLIAMS
Editors
SCOTT ALTHIZER
CHRIS WAKEFORD
Additional Editing
ANDRES MARKOVITS
Assistant Editor
PETER STRAUSS
Postproduction Facility
BREENE KERR PRODUCTIONS
On Line Editor
BRENT SUNDLING
On Line Supervisor
BILL CROOKS
Paint Box Facility
DUDKOWSKI-LYNCH ASSOC.
Artists
PETER SCHOFIELD
JOHN PAUL
Technical Supervisor
MICHAEL BAIRD
Post Production Audio
EFX SYSTEMS
Audio Mix By
JERRY LENTZ
Audio Assistant
TOM DIONNE
Choreographer
NANCY GREGORY
Additional Music Coordinator
JEFF JANNING
Camera Operator
VANCY PIPER
Assistant Cameraman
DON CAMPBELL
Sound Recording
GARY GLADSTONE
Key Gaffer
ALAN GOODNOFF
Gaffers
FRANK SHEINDBACK
NELSON ELWELL
Grip
MARK ELLENSOHN
Grip Truck
MARICK PRODUCTION SERVICE
Costumes
RON FIGUEROA
LYDIA FLEMING
Set Decoration
CHRIS MAYFIELD
CHRIS FOX
Art Construction
JAVIER RAMIREZ
Assistant To The Director
JOANNE PARATORE
Script Continuity
SHEILA JO CLARK
Casting
MARTA TOLLERUP
Porduction Manager/
Associate Producer
EILEEN FIELDS
Production Assistants
DANNY RETZ
SCOTT FINDLEY
RICH ASKEW
Catering
ON LOCATION CATERING
Unit Publicist
VIOLET SZILVAS
Production Stills
JAN BUTCHOSKY
"THE GUIDE TO GETTING GIRLS"
Composed and Sung by:
TOMMY LEE COOK
"GET UP"
MIKEY PINERA
GUY BABYLONG
"LOVE MAKER"
JERRY MARCELLINO
"LOVE MEAT"
CHRIS ROSE
Additional Music By
JIM BRUNO
ROBERT CULBERTSON
GREG VITO
and
KEN MINARDI
SPECIAL THANKS TO
ALFA ROMEO
BILL ACKERMAN
JIM BRUNO
JUDY BRUNO
TOMMY LEE COOK
BILL CARRUTHERS
BOB FLINT
Dr. GARY FREIDMAN, M.D.
KIKI GOUNARIS
Dr. RON GRUBER, M.D,
GEORGE JOHNSEN
THEOFILOS PAPPAS
ROBERT RADLER
DIANE RUSSELL
MAY SHANE
ROGER SHANE
SONY CORPORATION
GTE SPRINT
STROH'S BEER
@COPYRIGHT 1988 DAVID REED
All Rights Reserved

MUSIC
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Long version
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