AUSTRALIAN MUSINGS 05.01.2024

SCOOTER LAWS BULLSHIT
00:00
This is the biggest load of bullshit I have heard for a long time. They have had corporate scooters available to legally hire and ride in Adelaide for over a decade. All they had to do was expand the regulations that covered corporations hiring out scooters to also cover private owners and users. Reportedly the last government had everything set to go before the last election, but the new government thought they could do better. I have to say that I hate all these devices on the road, bicycles, scooters and skateboards. They are an unnecessary and dangerous nuisance, yet nothing is done to prevent them clogging up the roads. I believe if a bicycle rider is incapable of doing at least half the posted speed limit along the entire length of any road then they should not be allowed to ride on that road, and should by law be forced to travel on the footpath. That is the minimum they could do to relieve road obstructions and improve safety, but the government won't even do that.

INVADERS COMMITTING CRIME
02:40
Kick these bastards out. If they are not willing to send them to somewhere like Rwanda do a variation of the U.K. barge scheme. Australia should check its assets to see if we have any old large unused ships, if they can't find one then purchase one cheap, load it up with these scum and sail it out to international waters and outside the control of the high court. Make sure they are properly fed and maintained, but never allowed back into Australia. Though I still think the Rwanda scheme would make a much better long term solution.

MORON REFUSES TO LEARN THE DUTIES OF THE GOVERNOR GENERAL
04:20
This video reminds me so much of the "yes" pollsters and their glassy eyed brain dead appearance. The guy has been told he is wrong about the governor general, he has been told how he is wrong, and he has been given a true account of how the office of governor general works. Yet he does not address a single thing he has been told. He is like a child. Standing with his fingers in his ears going "la la la I can't hear you". He added nothing to the debate. They could have done without him entirely and simply had the host read his remarks.

The retarded man child was extremely lucky the debate didn't go on for longer. All any one had to do was ask him what he wanted the King to do and he would have been fucked. He kept harping on about how the King had not visited Australia in over 700 days. Now, suppose, hypothetically, the King had ordered British Airways to take the concord out of mothballs, the King had been to his coronation, and then immediately had a police escort with sirens on whisk him to the aeroport, where the King boarded the concord, and he was in Australia less than 24 hours after his coronation. What then? What did the republicanist dip stick want him to do? The head of State is the governor general and he was already carrying out all his duties. What was the King supposed to do?

I hate King Charles. I hate the policies he is pushing. I hate the tyrants he chooses to associate with. I even hate his appearance and demeanour. Every-time I see him my appreciation for the job Queen Elizabeth did increases. Having said that I still would not vote for a republic. I remember the last referendum we had on a republic where politicians attempted to use it as Christmas come early, and give themselves unjustified extra powers. Also, the remarkable similarities in appearance between supporters of a republic and supporters of the voice makes me want to have nothing to do with them.

DEEZ NUTZ CRACKER
11:43
If only saint Charlie had been there to stop them. Because unlike every other teenager in South Australia saint Charlie never did anything foolish.

JUST STOP USING A PHONE WHILE DRIVING
12:03
I fail to see where the confusion is. You're not supposed to be using a phone while driving, and the government is looking to raise more revenue. Seems simple to me.

ELECTIONS? WE DON"T NEED NO STINKING ELECTIONS
13:20
I don't think he wants 4 year terms, I think he hates democracy and doesn't want elections at all. But then the same could be said for all our politicians. Possibly when the W.H.O. dictatorship arrives who ever is prime minister at that time will do away with elections.

The arguments against 3 year terms are nonexistent. The covid was roughly 3 years. Now think about how much governments, all governments, were able to do during that time. Of course everything they did during that time was negative, but they did an astounding amount of negative shit. There is no valid argument why a government needs a term of more than 3 years. But, if they truly think they need more time all they have to do is get reelected.

MOUSE NEWS
14:38
Meh. Disney has no plans to create content featuring Mickey mouse that people want to see anyway. Can you really imagine today's Disney making a steamboat Mickey cartoon? I can imagine them possibly using Minnie mouse. But most likely I think today's Disney would make something like fabulous Mickey the world's first transgender mouse. Revolting, but highly likely.