stop trying to change yourself to conform to this world

cats are very adaptive to their surroundings
watch paisley lick her paws!
cats remind me of myself
i love my cat for totally narcissistic reasons
it's just better this way
i hate holidays n i always will damnit
that's why i have xmas lights inside the house instead of outside
i just gotta get someone to do it for me
paisley wouldn't know what to do
she is satisfied w/ so very little
she's got a belly now, i made her fat
i love cats as a species but i also know the truth about em
they are honest n very energy-driven
my harr looks like shit i already know
i agree w/ you idealized critic
cats are snobby n kinda heartless
dogs experience shame, cats don't give a fuck
i miss that about kobe
people should be ashamed of their porn habits the way that dogs look after they get into the trash (since porn is trash n all)
porn is one of the many ways that society is being destroyed from behind a screen
close up on paisley's fur
a dog knows when they fuck up tho, cats give no fucks
i found arlo dead next to the washing machine but he ate a lotta bad shit so it was bound to happen eventually
i felt pretty guilty about not catching it in time but he was pretty self-destructive so...
i miss arlo way more than his sister
back when i had the xmas tree in the house they did this number...
cats lack any sense of personal responsibility
animals are not conscious the way humans are supposed to be
cats can pick up on energy so they wouldn't be here if i was bad
what if paisley convinced arlo to off himself
animals are allowed to lick their butthole they are ANIMALS!