talking to myself in the mirror used to be hate speech

hot topics from ag, always n forever
such bad behavior from those anti-pc dissidents
don't tempt me to say it all over again
population control works cos people don't value people
no personality/emotionality w/ these mfs
i feel sorry for em somewhat but not totally
dogs are too high maintenance for ag
don't trust me either, still a woman
leave me alone, i keep sayin it
don't idealize me damnit
i don't wanna complain about objectification cos that's such a feminist trope
there they go again, yack yack yack
a dog won't tell a woman to shut up
who woulda known that these dudes have a penis
if you have an iphone you have a vagina
stop being mad at steve jobs, amy
i got impulsive n bit my lip
close up on crusty lip
i'm too stupid to have kids
i don't wanna be margaret sanger part 2 but at the same time, this world would be way better if most of these mfs didn't procreate
that sounds quite nazi-esque but it's still true
george carlin essentially said the same thing
this is why comedy is so important
masculine gay men are better than emasculated straight men
and i never did talk about being a eunuch