Cyraxx & 339's Dark Thanksgiving Secret Revealed | Piper Polliwog

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Commercial for Gramma Sally's Microwavable Attic Gobbler.
"Our home-grown attic gobblers are raised from the ground up!"

Special thanks to https://www.youtube.com/@BasedShaman/ for providing the secret sludge to help the gobblers grow stronk...
Also thanks to https://www.youtube.com/@N-Word_Boi_3.0/, https://www.youtube.com/@blackmamba8087, https://www.youtube.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG, https://www.youtube.com/@GoblinRecords-ip8ye for the clips

yes, my throat was sore when i wuz recording the voice over for the commercial. and me being shy made it sound like i had inhaled an entire planet made of helium
kind of a rushed job, my initial idea for the thanksgiving vid was 5 days before thanksgiving, but it wasnt funny enough, so i put this whole thing together, by myself, in 4 days. i need sleepz
much luv to https://www.youtube.com/@TheREALWilkinsFamily for being so based, unlike TheFAKEWilkinsFamily trying to sell us diseased gobblers.