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[FOB Freedom, December 25, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

Many science fans love Galileo, and although they may not be familiar with his theory on the tides, most remember his telescope and the rings around Saturn, but not many outside of college preparatory high schools may be aware that in 1582 he had been experimenting with cannonballs, dropped from the Tower of Pisa, trying to understand gravity, over 1,500 years after the birth of the Christian savior, and it would not be until 1687 that Newton would “discover” gravity, suggesting how long sometimes it takes even scientists to figure things out. And, one former biological warfare planner recalls how it was not until August 2020 that the CDC had resorted to retaining a cartoonist to explain to visual learners the locations of the entrances to the upper respiratory tract, during the evolutionary pressures of a lethal, respiratory tract infection pandemic, which would become the longest respiratory tract infection pandemic in history, which may suggest why so many approaching the fourth anniversary of the first reports of a novel coronavirus remain steadfast in their faith that one-ply cotton is impervious to microbial penetration.

“Well, Howard, even the author of the report prepared after the investigation of the outbreak in China was convinced that nobody had read his science report. Imagine how much confusion could have been dispelled if just #ArlingtonReads had read a mere 40-page science report. I would have expected somebody like Tim Kaine who always posts the books he received for Christmas on Facebook to provide us a summary of that rather important report. However, if it took over 1,500 years into the modern era for Galileo to notice that stuff tends to fall, we may have entirely misjudged those Romans for nailing Jesus to a cross. They may have been concerned that he might actually fly away, just like in that old church song,” laughed Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.