Stille Nacht: Top Secret Santa?

Late Entry for Oscar Nomination from America’s Favorite Porn Tab Guy?

[FOB Freedom, December 24, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

He’s internationally notorious, and in just a week Politico Playbook may finally stop remembering his birthday, just like they did for his little bit country and Oscar Award-winning birthday pal, Cuba Gooding, Jr., who had starred in an ensemble cast in the 1995 pandemic thriller, Outbreak, the story of the Motaba virus that had threatened the town of Cedar Creek, when the guns-blazing, pesky independent, Major Mike Webb was actually performing duties as a biological warfare planner, but these days he’s internationally notorious for his novel research on the internet for viruses, which always gets a laugh from live videotape audiences for the “top secret” racketeering defendant and Oscar’s host in Los Angeles for Jimmy Kimmel Live! And, for Christmas, why not another Christmas-themed video from a not a serious option candidate who borrows his life from the movies he saw, according to ARL Now.

“Well, Howard, I’ve been trying to get in contact with my psychiatrist, probably like all of the kids in Arlington Public Schools, who apparently have some serious issues and require some psychological treatment. And maybe if I got back on my meds these email figments of my imagination and hallucinations involving lawsuits would all go away, because they have to be as effective as these safe and effective vaccines. Like Kimmel says, a doctor always knows. Wasn’t Mengele a doctor? Any who,” responded Webb, visibly distraught, R-Naught.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.