Don’t apply the Geneva Conventions to Israel!

Right, so Keir Starmer is well and truly on the ceasefire in Gaza bandwagon now that Rishi Sunak has jumped first, the Labour leader ready, willing and able to match the Tories policy on policy because that’s the kind of leader he is, the sort that follows, though whether he means any of it given that he’s bought and paid for by the Israel Lobby remains to be seen, I certainly won’t be taking his word for it, the man lies like Boris Johnson on an off day.
Starmer is currently in Estonia posing in fatigues, despite Estonia being a perfectly safe country to travel to right now, not engaged in warfare, but does share a border with Russia and goodness knows the guy loves to look tough, so cue lots of upshots from cameramen to detract from Starmer’s now obvious Napoleon Complex – fancies himself as playing a part in global warfare, but just don’t draw attention to his height. Speaking of which have you seen his Xmas card? More on that in a minute.
Starmer chose to talk ceasefire in Gaza to camera whilst dressed in combat gear and stood in front of a tank. The optics tell us more about you than your words ever could and the camera doesn’t lie like a rug, like he does.
Right so this is a video of two halves really, the Napoleon Complex of Keir Starmer, also called small man syndrome, where those of a more diminutive stature, nothing wrong with that in and of itself of course, except in those individuals who make up for their lack of height in aggressiveness and attitude and in Starmer’s case certainly a helluva lot of ego.
But let’s start with his little hard man trip to Estonia, where he spoke to Sky News about his desire to see a ceasefire in Gaza, all mere weeks after losing 10 members of his frontbench because he was completely opposed to it of course, but now that the even smaller Rishi Sunak has come out in favour of a sort-of ceasefire, a sustainable ceasefire, rather than an immediate or permanent one, a David Cameron PR exercise basically, Starmer is right there in his coat-tails, but he’s gone one better because he’s raided Mr Benn’s dressing up shop and played soldier whilst he did it, in a warehouse, in not a tall war-torn Estonia, talking ceasefire, in front of the biggest gun he could find, stuck on the front of a tank! Who’s genius idea was that? Is John McTernan advising Labour again?
So what did Starmer have to say for himself then? Well, he said:
‘I do support a sustainable ceasefire and what we’re arguing for is a return to the position we were in just a few weeks ago when the hostilities did cease and provided the opportunity for hostages to be released, provided the opportunity for very much needed humanitarian aid to get into Gaza, but most importantly provided a foothold for a political process to actually resolve this in favour of a two state solution…We are strongly in favour of a two state solution and that has to be something which international partners are very, very clear about and is not in the gift of Israel.’
Not in the gift of Israel? If it was what Israel wanted it would happen, but it isn’t. You’ve been told this now, you know this now, how can you not know this? Even if you missed Benjamin Netanyahu’s shock confession where he boasted of being a decades long block to the two state solution, the Labour Muslim network, the affiliate Muslim body to the Labour Party have written to you specifically about the UK ambassador for Israel’s comments dismissing the two state solution as some kind of obsession. They asked you to disown the ambassador, have you done so, or have you just ignored the Muslim members of your party yet again? Dressed in those fatigues and with his customary ignorance of people or organisations he doesn’t wish to listen to, dressed as he was in fatigues for that interview – Why? – He was very much the epitome of Inaction Man, or GI Genocide. You aren’t dressed to talk about peace here are you? The Foreign Office deems Estonia safe to visit, who are you camouflaging yourself from?
But this was just one example of hilarity coming out of this trip that he took with his Shadow Defence Secretary John Healey because soe of the photographs they’ve clearly posed for are comedy gold.
Here they are together, an upshot, these have become a theme for Starmer, because it makes him look taller, that Napoleon Complex coming out, looking like a couple of doormen for a church. Here’s another of the two of them together, Starmer far away staring, at least he isn’t pointing for a change, the pair of them looking like they’re auditioning for Strictly. Here’s another Starmer Healey gem, coming down stairs looking like some pale Mitchell Brothers knock-offs, another upshot you will note, to mask his stature. Here’s another, the soldiers are onto who the weakest link is, the sacrificial lamb, Starmer whiter than white whilst everyone else has slapped mud on their faces and here’s another where they managed to find a soldier shorter than he is, which wasn’t at all done on purpose to make him look taller. Here’s another where he looks more like he’s scrutinising a restaurant menu than looking at a map. He’s looking mighty puzzled by it, perhaps Palestine is marked on that one and it’s thrown him a bit. And this poor woman looks like she’s about to die of boredom straight into her dinner.
The photo’s are a big thing for Starmer and his height is clearly a hang-up. You might up until this point think I’ve been a bit unfairly mocking, or being a bit heightist, sure an accusation I’m consciously wary of being a six footer myself, my parents for the record were both shorter than Starmer, but if that is your thinking, I’d just like to draw your attention to the Starmer’s Xmas card this year. If you haven’t seen it, this is it here, a lovely glittery card, I’m sure he had plenty left over after he had a load dumped on his head earlier this year, glitter everywhere, also suspected to have been a set up by some so he could just brush off a stage invasion and act all tough, and it’s a lovely photo isn’t it of Starmer, all bright and light and his, dimly lit wife seeming walking a step or two behind, hence the lighting. His slightly shorter wife at that. Here’s the thing though. It’s photoshopped. Here’s the original picture and not only is Starmer clearly shorter than his wife, she might be wearing heels who knows? But it was enough that it had to be altered to make him look taller. Not only that he got lit up more to cover the wrinkles and she was put in the dark. It was another low shot too. If I was his wife I know where I’d be sticking this card having seen what he’d done! For some reason they’ve made his left arm massive as well, presumably to cover up the shorting of the image of his wife. Poor editing, a hangup about his height to the point he has photo’s taken from the floor and photoshops others, posing in military gear and not in an effort to look tough, when he’s about as intimidating as a wet sock and is evidently intimidated himself by the height of his own wife. When you go to this much effort to tell people you’re not short and you’re tough because you where camouflage gear, it just tells people you’re compensating for something and you don’t mean it. With a litany of lies to his name longer than Mr Tickle’s arms, it’s just one more show of dishonesty from a man who is also clearly a narcissist, making him even more like Boris Johnson than I’d previously thought and just like Johnson he ignores what is actually important too, like following up your words with actions, disowning the UK ambassador for what she said and as this video explains and if you want to know more about that you should absolutely watch it next and I’ll hopefully catch you on the next vid. Cheers folks.