Dead Reckoning

11 months ago
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Veteran Reflects on Army Lessons Over Army Values to Be Ready to Fight Tonight in the Pandemic Next Time

[FOB Freedom, December 20, 2023] Any station? Any stationbl? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

He’s probably the most civically engaged homeless people in the world, but what else would one expect from a veteran, raising some suspicions as to why he might be unemployed and homeless, especially in hyperthermia season, even if he was an Army Ranger, a claim about which several stolen valor blogs have cast doubt. But, continuing on the preparation for the pandemic next time theme, the former biological warfare planner, Major Mike Webb, has chosen a macabre title for a topic that even the community of the most government scientists are avoiding like the plague.

“Well, Howard, I have to admit that you don’t quite understand why we call it dead reckoning until maybe you hit a land navigation course like the one in Panama, at the old Jungle Operations Training Center, where there is no such thing as terrain association, unless you have been on the trail for a considerable time as an instructor, or standing on a hilltop to be able to see anything around in triple canopy jungle, where everything looks the same, and if you happen to get separated and lost, you are sitting there with that boa is gonna swallow me whole before anyone starts to look for me look on your face, and nobody to blame but your dumb ass self, unless you were that one guy who had gotten abducted by aliens and they put you there. And for most, unless you have that yellow brick road or Nashville bursting into the horizon like the Emerald City from the airport, especially from what we have seen in pandemic finding so many requiring instructions what to do, you need to have a good idea and picture of where you are to ever get where you wanna be. You would be that guy, feeling his inner woman, that emotional intelligence as they say, saying, ‘Lawd, Jesus, I promise you if you get me outa this—like some 24% of atheists at the beginning of pandemic,” laughed Webb.

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Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

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