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“Duchess Fart-Arse” Wing Fortress- Sonic 2 PARODY song
Continuing the Sonic2 themed bgm parodies with some absolute immaturity here!
(You can tell I wrote some of these when I was still a very immature child)
Though the opening line was the catalyst provided by my childhood friend Rhys.
I originally uploaded this on instagram for his birthday last year, as a Throwback from back when we used to play Sonic over his moms house before I moved away.
We had good memories there, playing Genesis and Legos. That’s how a childhood should be… despite everything else going on at the time, I was allowed to have these moments.
Rhys was also the fella who introduced me to the band Queen, I didn’t know the lead singer to be gay. I just liked his music.
One day I borrowed a cassette tape of Queen's Greatest Hits from Rhys and was listening to it over my grandpas house.
Grandpa recognized the singer… and proceeded to tell me that he was a “Poofter” and what that meant, in terms of boys that have sex with other boys. I must have had a look on my face cos it was in that moment that I realized I was by his definition “a poofter” and I really was not ready for the information about Freddy Mercury having AIDS. That’s what send me spiraling.
I tried to dismiss it. But by the time I found out whether it was true: Freddy had already perished.
Which is why things started to look and feel so bleak and dark.
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