Tom MacDonald - "I Dont Drink" (Official Video)
"I Don't Drink"
I screwed up, I just wanna say I'm sorry
It's all my fault, you should probably ignore me
Oh my God, should've given you a warning
All my friends are sick and tired of this story
I don't drink 'cause when I'm drunk I'm annoying
Call your phone when it's 3 in the mornin'
Start a fight, parked a whip in your garden
Prolly think I am mentally retarded
Please don't call me crazy 'cause I'm not
Last night I had one too many shots
Blacked out, got arrested by the cops
Woke up on the neighbour's front lawn
Everytime that I'm hangover I convince myself I'm dying
Where the hell'd my pants go? And why is my girlfriend crying?
I say that I remember what I did, but I am lying
There's a tattoo on my buttcheek, it's a beer can and he's smilling
I'm pretty sure that last night went down in history
We made it out alive and that's a victory
Black eyes, minor injuries
We lost a fight together, that's a win to me
I don't drink 'cause when I'm drunk I'm retarded
Ask around, I'm the life of the party
Hold my beer, 'cause I'm only getting started
Who cares about tomorrow and the misery?
I'm a mess and I know you don't deserve it
You're the best and I'm a pretty stupid person
Nonetheless you try to help me 'cause I'm hurtin'
I confess, sometimes I feel like I'm not worth it
I don't drink, 'cause when I drunk I'm a problem
I don't care who I hurt, I feel awesome
Holy crap! It's either jail or a coffin
Soon enough, I'mma be at rock bottom
Please, help! Tell me, how'd I end up here?
Last night, I had one too many beers
Flashbacks, but I can't remember clear
Why I texted all my exes and we haven't spoke in years
Everytime that I'm hangover, last night doesn't feel so funny
I threw up on my front step and I wasted all of my money
I got naked in the night club right in front of all my buddies
Then I went home with some girl I thought was hot, but she is ugly
I'm pretty sure that last night went down in history
We made it out alive and that's a victory
Black eyes, minor injuries
We lost a fight together, that's a win to me
I don't drink 'cause when I'm drunk I'm retarded
Ask around, I'm the life of the party
Hold my beer, 'cause I'm only getting started
Who cares about tomorrow and the misery?
Call my phone. K, be quiet, can you hear it?
I don't hear it
Damn, oh no! My sexy photos can we clear it?
We need to clear it
I'm pretty sure that last night went down in history
We made it out alive and that's a victory
Black eyes, minor injuries
We lost a fight together, that's a win to me
I don't drink 'cause when I'm drunk I'm retarded
Ask around, I'm the life of the party
Hold my beer, 'cause I'm only getting started
Who cares about tomorrow and the misery?
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