I ask him for his license, and he hands me a lettuce leaf. I mean come on!

Hey there folks, Officer Johnson here. bringing you another wild ride from the front lines of law enforcement. So, get this – I pull over a guy for speeding, right?

Yeah, a tortoise! In a tiny car! I ask him for his license, and he hands me a lettuce leaf.

I mean come on! Who gave this guy a driver's license?

And get this – he says he's in a hurry to get to a slow and furious race. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried!

I tell him, You're not breaking the speed limit; you're breaking the sound barrier!

Anyway, I let him off with a warning. Gotta keep the streets safe from speedy tortoises, right?