Joe's older than a Paleozoic worm fossil, sharp as a marshmallow

Joe's older than a Paleozoic worm fossil, sharp as a marshmallow - and voters know it! So how IS he going to fight for four more years? With extra servings of her acid wit, KENNEDY reveals an ingenious plan...

These days it's hard for the President to get through a single public appearance without an apparent senior moment. Biden's biggest political liability is one that he just can't fix - his age. Whatever will Democrats do? There are proposals to lure Bill and Hillary Clinton away from their skirt chasing and self-pity tour, respectively, to help bear the burden and shepherd us all down a road to peace in the Middle East. Yeah, right. Me Too and Me Never belong as close to a hot war as Chris Christie does to a hot plate at a $5 Golden Corral all-you-eat buffet. Well, I have a plan. When a busy incumbent president campaigns for re-election from the comforts of the White House it's called a 'Rose Garden campaign.' For Biden, I'm coining a new term: 'The Nursing Home campaign.' It'll be awesome.