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Crypto Chaos - Rap Music Video by Jerry Banfield
I'm getting rich in crypto let's go!
Who is with me? These coins about to blow!
I'm staring at the screen waiting for this price to change.
I wish it would shoot up and make me money.
Actually tank first so I can buy more honey.
Then pop off and make me look smart.
Maybe down 99.5% that's a start.
Then 1000x and stay there forever.
Let's go I don't have all day. That's better.
Pump and dump me. It's Wednesday hump me.
I keep checking the price but no progress.
Bore me to death before I get rich I guess.
Maybe I'm wrong and this coin isn't it.
Greatly overhyped now I can't commit.
Better dump my whole bag before I get stuck.
I'm back in cash because losses really suck.
Now love my mother the price just flew.
Time to fomo back in before I miss revenue.
Oh MY GOD it freaking dumped again.
Spent all day on Coinbase ignored my friends.
Was too distracted to go on a date.
Instead I paid to be stressed all day.
I'm feeling real stupid so who can I blame?
Market manipulation, liars, the game's rigged
Thought I could get rich quick guess I got tricked
Clearly crypto is a scam time to scram
Today I'm done but I'll be back for more fun
Remember it's investing not gambling
Spin some money on this coin and win
Grin and bear the losses within
Better dump my whole bag before I get stuck.
I'm back in cash because losses really suck.
Now love my mother the price just flew.
Time to fomo back in before I miss revenue.
God clearly wants me to go all in.
I can already hear the money callin.
ICP is the last coin I'm buying I swear
Jerry said it is mooning and I'll be there
I staked Internet Computer Protocol for 8 years
No escape unless a miracle appears
16% APR looks like a dream
I really hope this is what it seems
At least now I can truly relax
Time to collect and pay income tax
Romance the gains and enjoy the climax
Jerry Banfield has got those facts
We're ride or die now and I'm hoping it's ride
If this does't work I'll never be satisfied
Better dump my whole bag before I get stuck.
I'm back in cash because losses really suck.
Now love my mother the price just flew.
Time to fomo back in before I miss revenue.
Well since I bought Internet Computer Protocol I’m out of the game.
All my money is locked up. Time to wait for the gains!
Love,
Jerry Banfield in Saint Petersburg, Florida, USA
https://jerrybanfield.com
#jerrybanfield #jerrybanfieldmusic #jerrybanfieldcrypto
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