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Why the American Lawn sucks
The American lawn can be found across the United States.
But it hides something. It hides that it's placed there. The lawn is a British and French invention. The grasses come from Europe as does the style that grass is arranged in. And that has important ramimfications. Because grass that isn't designed for a specific environment, is going to have to have difficult time
Models and Footage:
All footage is provided via Getty.
3D Models:
Cow Skull
Link: https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/cow-skull-5c17ed715c7143028ec52ca5c6e6a090
Creator: jimmyq
Adjustments: I got rid of horns and changed the shader. This is not my model.
High Poly Riding Lawnmower 3D model
Link: https://www.cgtrader.com/3d-models/industrial/industrial-machine/high-poly-riding-lawnmower
Leaf Blower PBR 3D model
Link: https://www.cgtrader.com/3d-models/industrial/industrial-machine/leaf-blower-pbr
Lawn Mower Low-poly 3D model
Link: https://www.cgtrader.com/3d-models/vehicle/other/lawn-mower-low-poly
Sources:
https://hoogisamonkey.substack.com/p/sources-why-the-american-lawn-really
Music (Song Name in Order):
- It Will Make You Feel Better If You Put It In the Right Place
- It Takes a Lot to Keep a Figure Like This
- Can You Even Fucking Imagine Being a Teenager
- Hitchcock Would Have Fucked Up Charade
- There Are Days That I Don't
- I Did the Thing I Said I'd Never Do
They all come from the fantastic album: Angie's Sunday Service
Made by the incredibly talented: Chris Zabriskie.
Link: https://chriszabriskie.bandcamp.com/
License: Creative Commons 3.0
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