i never understand why people like me, i'm so disagreeable *ag standup @ holistic connection

he's autistic that's why he likes me
iphone becuz you're the phone now
that's not funny at all
used up bathmat for a vagina
comedy confessions that aren't funny
social bleedia/greedia
reality of missing out, totally fine w/ me
this is God's Will for me to do this
ag's will is sitting at home smoking real weed
many places have stopped doin comedy open mics for reasons that i totally agree w/
i'm surprised that the suicide rate isn't higher
if i shit on you it's means that i love you
tough love, never hate
laugh w/ joey goodsong