School DAZE: Law of Large Numbers (Classless)

Webb to Superintendent Duran: “Was That Colombia or Columbia University?”

[FOB FREEDOM, November 12, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

After an “easy victory” for war-hardened Arlington Democrats, or “Democratics”, according to the sample ballot that around 16,000 voters required, equipped with a pre-filled dot to distinguish between their “Rs” and their “Ds”, the words “commando”, “scorched earth” and “onslaught” may be again coming to mind their minds, and the minds of analysts, as the “guns blazing” Major Mike Webb prepares to qualify yet again for another ballot, and perhaps this time voting officials will not create incredible obstacles to prevent the submission of only 125 valid signatures of registered voters before February 2024, to qualify as an Independent for the Arlington Public School (APS) Board, capturing the pole position normally identifying Arlington Democrats endorsed candidates, whose names are not identified by party affiliation, and affording a slight competitive advantage that apparently would confuse voters in the most educated municipality in the great state of Virginia, home of the most government scientists and ranked 14th in the nation for holders of graduate degrees.

“Well, Howard, as you know, we are getting out the gate early, again, and are planning to start off with a bang, suing the Arlington Public Schools, again, and a list of our defendants shall include everyone from Cintia Johnson and Monique O’Grady who closed these damned, and I do mean damned, public schools that are ranked second in the state, but only began taking daily attendance after the election of Barack Obama. We saw a total silence regarding the major issue in this election according to all of the polls, and an absence of school board candidates at the candidate forums, suggesting that somebody didn’t want to talk about something, just like all of a sudden the safe reopening of public schools became a non-issue immediately after the Arlington Democrats had endorsed former high school science teacher Mary Kadera during their party caucus, with our ‘fire fighters’, ‘educator endorsed’ expressing their ‘rank choice’ for an online voting process, scared as a schoolgirl wetting her pretty summer dress over a validated Harvard Acceptance Rate Coronavirus. Common sense says if your dumb ass kid can’t get into Harvard easily, you probably couldn’t catch this virus unless it was some legacy kid whose parents made a large donation to your dang pandemic,” laughed Major Mike Webb, a former biological warfare planner, soundly defeated during the coronation of the Arlington Democrat endorsed candidate in 2021.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html