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worst piano punk EVER (this is why i call it punk, yawl)
i really like these chords
this keyboard was collecting dust in my garage until i started to do comedy
i was really stoned when i started playing keys in my car
we are supposed to create, that's why we were born
i always tell em to leave
i just won't put out, don't expect me to
*ballad of big nothing is the name of the song, big me is the name of a foo fighters song, amy
elliott smith made a sacrifice
they don't actually say that but that's what they mean
schizos know that time is nothing more than a social construct
is it just me or is everybody impatient
what you can't accept you still won't reject
paisley hasn't hacked up a harr ball in awhile
always pleasantly surprised cos i expect things to not be very good
i hope i can overcompensate for america's lack of faith
just don't fuck, you just don't do one thing
i have confidence cos i've worked for this
emptiness used to consume me
i got compared to simba today
how many people would constitute a fuck ton
i haven't been holier than thou so...
at least i enjoyed my self-destructive period damnit
quadruple bookkeeping w/ alcoholism
i got escorted out of a liquor store cos i shoplifted from there all the time
it's not difficult for me to avoid things that the world does
can you see the AA inscribed
are there meetings for meetings
mental illness is deviation from the norm
gender deviance naturally has a lot to do w/ sexual deviance
nothin can get you if you've already gotten yourself
that last argument that my dad n i got into about the jab
people dunno what sense is anymore
you can be a good asshole, it is possible (my dad)
we're all human n i am arrogant too
most people project a lot cos they're just not aware of themselves
narcissists get in yer head n they love that they do that
they can't hypnotize me in regular ass time so...
i've always exhibited the symptoms of all types of schizophrenia
there are a lotta really bad people in the world
people are lucky if they know themselves
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