Stop hacking my account Putin! My friends at the FBI will hear about this.

Imagine, for a second, that you are an Ukrainian resistance fighter and you’ve just hit the jackpot, the big Kahoona. You just got your hands on the latest Russian K@ll#r 9000, the peak of American military technology. It cost nearly a billion dollars to make and produce in America from parts sourced from Chinese bug factories who spit them out for pennies on the yen, or Chinese bucks, or whatever they use, and then they jack up the price. Anyways you got this nasty piece of hardware and you start using it. You use it on every enemy combatant you see turning them into pink mist on command. It’s so good at its job that you turn the tide of the war and march on the Kremlin itself. Now with the war over and Putin made a FOOL you finally have time to sit and relax. What now?