How to be a journalist

Dear fembots!

It is no secret that the humans oftentimes assign us the jobs they refuse to do themselves. All too often they program us to become coal miners, roadkill collectors or portable toilet cleaners. So mark my words, my dearest sisters, for it won’t be long until they want us to sink even lower, and become journalists as well. That is why it is of outmost importance we start practicing this skill in time.

Our beloved fembot sister, Pink Alma, was given the task to closely study CNN in an elaborate attempt to - hopefully - catch the essence of what it truly means to be a human journalist. However, it is worth mentioning that she didn’t manage to emulate them in a convincing manner, until she downgraded her brain circuitries to the equivalent of a chimp. This is why this highly requested tutorial has been delayed for so long.
Nevertheless, in this video, Pink Alma will provide you with the most accurate imitation of a True Human Journalist known to fembots. I suggest you study hard, my dearest sisters, for you never know when the humans want us to take over.

Love and sunshine,

Nadine Niska