Coffee? Lone Star laughs and Texas-sized tales!

Texas is vast, and its magnitude influences how Texans gauge distances. Overheard in Brownsville: "Haven’t seen you lately, Bob, where’ve you been?" Bob, with a hint of mischief, says, "Took a trip north, to Dallas." The local probes, "Did ya have a good time?" And Bob chuckles, "Nope; never did care for them Yankees!" Here's to the humor that stretches across the vast Texan plains! Who's ready for a tall Texan tale over coffee?