taking care of business always n forever *ag standup @ cafe coco

this audience is as suicidal as all the comics
talking about suicide always gets a laugh
i love being schizophrenic, i'm not joking
God knew that i had to take a shit
we do have a lotta joy
you're gonna meet my friend whether you wanna or not
resilience was molested that's why he looks so sad
don't vote for the child rapists (all of em)
that was a really hearty laugh
i have extra of myself fuck courting/marrying/yadayadayada
not dying alone is the real threat
what they mean is LIVE alone, everyone dies alone you fool
they need to wise up n start believing in God
my schizophrenia would get jealous of every boyfriend
i don't even request to be called sir, they just do it
many people are in shitty relationships due to really good sex they had eons ago, tv to the rescue!
we don't watch tv, we are the tv
can't chu tell how much fun we have (another comic came up after me n said that i seem like i'm having such an awesome time, so true!)
the ones that run the world are going by the SCRIPTure
i don't need a phone to be smart for me, i don't want the govt everywhere i go
that's why they did this yawl, it's really not funny
women ain't too good at receiving criticism but we invented criticism
imma leave w/ an insult
i'm mad cos people aren't mad at me over the right stuff haha
resuscitated mf