To the Danger Zone

Some Say Pesky, Some Say Independent, But How About Maverick ICE Man?

[FOB FREEDOM, October 28, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

In April 2020, Good Morning America and George Stephanopoulos had reported that “[a]s far back as late November, U.S. intelligence officials were warning that a contagion was sweeping through China’s Wuhan region, changing the patterns of life and business and posing a threat to the population, according to four sources briefed on the secret reporting. And, “[c]oncerns about what is now known to be the novel coronavirus pandemic were detailed in a November intelligence report by the military’s National Center for Medical Intelligence (NCMI), according to two officials familiar with the document’s contents.” This “report was the result of analysis of [covert] wire and computer intercepts, coupled with satellite images”, and had “raised alarms because an out-of-control disease would pose a serious threat to U.S. forces in Asia -- forces that depend on the NCMI’s work”, and, at least according to those news sources, “it paint[ed] a picture of an American government that could have ramped up mitigation and containment efforts far earlier to prepare for a crisis poised to come home.”

And, apparently one former army top spy and former biological warfare planner has recovered an audiotape from one of those covertly intercepted telecommunications. As a warning to our news viewing audience, some of what you hear may be shocking, particularly the details revealed during this early glimpse of the outbreak, as early as November 2019, but, remember that even Doctor Rochelle Walensky has said, this virus isn’t stupid.

Our investigative reporters were very fortunate, it appears, to locate a senior defense official and national security expert to provide their comments and reactions, who was available to speak anonymously on background, or so it seems, and we had only one important question: How did our ground intelligence assets miss this movement, over a thousand miles of zoonotic events from Yunnan to Wuhan? There had to be some earlier indications.

Apparently, what the source had meant to convey was that he had suspected that maybe, and only a best guess, that the movement of the virus may have been conducted underground, keeping an open mind to all possibilities. There may have been some tunnel system developed by hibernating bats, or even by the virus acting independently. We may never know.

In the past, the nation’s leading infectious disease control expert and the most trusted voice for separating fact from fiction, Doctor Anthony Fauci, has shared his thoughts on the proximal origins of the virus, and he has reiterated, “I like to keep an open mind”, and that “the most likely explanation is a natural evolution from an animal reservoir to a human.” Doctor Fauci relies “on people like that who have great experience in this”, and “[t]hat’s what they do every single day”, “[w]ho, again, are open minded in saying it’s wholly conceivable that you may have had a lab leak”; however, “[t]hey feel that the more likely explanation is from an animal host to a human.” Clearly, “[t]he data speak for themselves.”

And, in this instance, the data indeed to speak for themselves. However, when we had asked our anonymous intelligence source whether he or she was surprised at all to find that this virus had appeared to have a pretty good command of the English language, which certainly may have been astonishing to some of our viewers and listeners, who may not have been quite aware that viruses could actually talk and communicate ideas, or develop detailed plans, especially for such a complicated operation, he explained:

“There are many aspects of viruses with which most people are not familiar, and this boils down to a need to know. I would like to elaborate further, but that would be classified. You understand?”

Please stay tuned for further developments on this breaking story.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

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