we joke about suicide cos we wanna live, damnit

imma pretend that this is vodka
the first shot is the only shot that causes this reaction
after the 5th shot, it's no longer a shot
my channel is a public confession *polemical musical
public confession is the exact opposite of a therapy session
those clipboard people are so trustworthy
send em my way if they resemble me ever so slightly
cigarillo stains much like nicotine stains
i pretended to be proud of that shit
it's a low blow to act like you enjoy self-destructing
my life used to be way more of a joke than it is right now
already bored w/ this
i don't enjoy tearing people apart
it breaks my apart to be this bored
this is the job of a comedian so...
most haven't taken that magnifying glass n used it upon themselves
i've done quite a bit of thinkin bout what i do haha
we forgive cos we have to
some "christian conservative" on rumble
i'm glad that this little spat took place
the mouth of a comedian is seemingly insensitive
the general suicidal sentiment amongst comedians
yes this gaza stuff is a situation
dear "christians": stop listening to "jews"
this is how morons look at comedy
who am i to say that somebody doesn't have talent
you don't have to agree w/ someone in order to support them
let's not make sumin let's watch netflix til we die
i'll help anyone, like i've said
homosexuals just make you uncomfortable
get over these things n stop being such a fucking pussy
treating people w/ respect really ain't all that difficult
people have no idea that i don't like em
what if i'm wrong about this person
people just spout off, unaware of themselves
a lot of it is crap, that's part of it
the hardest thing is to start
just don't tell me what to do, man