SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE TAKE ON THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE DRAMA

I legitimately couldn't find a single joke to even crack a smirk at, let alone laugh to.

There are less jokes in this segment than the entirety of SL's current audience and I am now having an existential crisis after watching this so I figured l'd post this so we could share in suffering together.
Why am I still taking time to write about this, I don't know. Someone help!!