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Rise & Fall: Cyberpunk Rome + DIMENSION X
Ah, sit down, sit down. You won't believe the crap I've seen. Time travel, baby! Yeah, it's a thing. No, I'm not drunk—well, maybe a little, but that's beside the point. Listen up!
So, there I was, zapped into this orbital colony above Mars. Yeah, Mars, the red one. And guess what? It's Rome. Not the 'Et tu, Brute?' Rome, but Cyberpunk Rome. Neon lights, flying chariots, the whole shebang. Caesar's got a cybernetic arm, and Cleopatra's an AI. You can't make this stuff up!
I'm walking around, right? And I see these Roman soldiers, but they're not in sandals and skirts. Nah, they're in full-on laser armor, shooting photon spears or whatever. It's like '300' met 'Blade Runner' and had a baby. A really ugly baby.
But here's where it gets juicy. The whole place starts shaking, and I'm thinking, 'Great, they've got earthquakes in space now.' But no, it's worse. The whole damn city is falling into the Sun. Yeah, the big fiery ball. And let me tell you, it's not a slow-mo, cinematic kind of fall. It's a 'we're all gonna die, and there's nothing we can do about it' kind of fall.
The buildings start melting, the ground's evaporating, and everyone's running around like headless cyber-chickens. It's chaos, but like, beautifully lit chaos, thanks to the Sun and all those neon lights. And just when you think it can't get any worse, the city hits the Sun's plasma ocean with a splash. A SPLASH! In the Sun!
So, there I am, sipping my space-whiskey, watching the world burn—literally. And then, zap! I'm back here. Don't ask me how, it's time travel; it doesn't have to make sense.
So, next time you think your life's a mess, just remember: at least you're not a melting Roman on a falling city headed for the Sun. Cheers!
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