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The Christmas Noose Song

3 years ago
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Download the song: https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/track/the-christmas-noose-song
It will be up on spotify and itunes too late. Most likely a week after christmas lol

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LYRICS:

All I want for Christmas is a length of rope to tie into a noose
So I can hang up everything I need to hang, it's good for every use
I could hang a reef, I could hang a candy cane, I could hang some mistletoe,
I could even hang a nose by the fire place with a holly jolly glow

Hang yourself a little ornament upon the christmas tree
Don't you wish you dedicated as Santa seems to be
End your life of sorrow, cause nows the time for cheer
And I hope that when I look under the Christmas tree
there'll be a noose for me this year

Now I know the noose has a real dark past that many folks abhor
but I think the time has come for us to change all that
and make it fun once more
After all, it's just a rope with a useless knot
like the one on Santa's sleigh
So, lets all hang around the Christmas tree and have ourselves a happy holiday

Hang yourself a little ornament upon the christmas tree
Don't you wish you dedicated as Santa seems to be
End your life of sorrow, cause nows the time for cheer
And I hope that when I look under the Christmas tree
there'll be a noose for me this year

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