Car Nearly Runs Over Family Dollar Staff

ORLANDO, FLORIDA (August 21, 2017).

It's called Pine Hills, but around here, we call the place Crime Hills. It's Detroit, except with palm trees.

I have no idea what led up to it, but a black woman driving a black Honda tries to run over a number Family Dollar staff outside their Pine Hills Market Place store.

Just another day here in the happiest place on Earth.

On my radio in the background, you can hear news radio station WDBO 96.5 talking about that day's eclipse, and Kissimmee Police investigating the deaths of their armed municipal agents Sam Howard and Matthew Baxter who were killed by Everett Miller, who is now waiting to ride the lightning.

"Everything Is Beautiful" By Roger Whittaker, RCA-Victor, (c) 1988