(D) Fetus Attitudes: Gimme Free

Non-Person Litigation Hobbyist Advances Goldberg Standard Person-Like Right for Fetuses

[FOB FREEDOM, October 7, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

It is the 40 Days for Life, at least for pro-life advocates and activists, and for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, as events played out today at the Alexandria Women’s Health Clinic, finding one pro-abortion activist, professing to be an attorney, adorned with pink ribbons, walking up and down Schelhorn Road, in Fairfax County, looking for targets of opportunity to engage, but armed with only one argument: abortion is healthcare because it is the only medical procedure available for an ectopic pregnancy she claimed to have had. And one nonperson, who has actually met a woman who not only survived an ectopic pregnancy, and miraculously had given birth to a male child, at the Johns Hopkins University Medical Center, surprising even medical doctors, had a chance, yet again, to enjoy a battle of “to wits” with a licensed and practicing attorney.

“Well, Howard, it isn’t often that I actually get a chance to go head-to-head with a professional legal advocate, as you know, since let’s just say my hearing ain’t what it used to be. However, apparently, this graduate of not quite a Tier I law school, and evidently not blessed with a lucrative practice, appeared to prefer ad hominem attacks, even attacking my Bart Simpson hat, and asking myself, arguably a male by sex, whether I had ever been pregnant, and then, slanderously, informing myself that I never had nine cases docketed at the Supreme Court, had never appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and declaring that I was some kind of liar, and we are consulting with our legal representatives on possible actions to raise in a court of law, to get the opportunity to see how she argues in court. I believe she has me on video allegedly lying, and we’ll be keeping tabs on her. However, after being accused of blocking the apparent floodgates of ectopic pregnancies flowing into this abortion mill, and being told that I had nothing better to do with my time, like the pot calling the kettle a Niggah, I mean Black, I had considered these entitlement COVID-19 countermeasures, to which at least Justice Brennan had suggested we enjoyed some property-like rights, at least with regards to due process, and wondered why such a similar status might not be afforded to what is just as much an expectancy as a virus that has fooled us before and isn’t stupid,” remarked the litigation hobbyist, who obviously couldn’t cut it in law school, Major Mike Webb, the non-person advocate currently on appeal in a multiple of cases, including one on appeal to the D.C. Circuit that is poised to get DoD to release the number of excess fatalities during the availability of the COVID-19 countermeasures, an achievement beyond Liberty Counsel, who just announced a $1.8 million no fault settlement with DoD, covering only their costs and fees, and he is not even an attorney, just a “litigation hobbyist”, working for “free”.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.