CS Doctrinal Video #1

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As a result of my continuing forays into the vapid world of social media, I have become familiar with the term influencer. As I seek to “raise awareness”-that’s another golden meaningless term parried about by the ice bucket crowd-of the LDS Church of Satan’s reach and activities, I have decided to try and become a social media influencer. For that, I need subscribers. Previously, I thought the Internet was for buying my kid things on Amazon and shipping them to her, and eagerly waiting for the angry texts from her mother over how our daughter has enough toys and books. That, and arguing with old college and law school buddies over sports while mocking the mask and vaccine crowd during COVID.

I now realize that the Internet is this wonderful resource to get the message out as a “content creator”-another lovely buzzword in the banality of Internet jargon. As such, I’m asking you, my wonderful subscribers, to go to my Instagram, Facebook, and Tiktok, along with my Rumble, and subscribe. This will bump my “metrics” up to where the “algorithm” shares my content to a wider audience. We all know the logarithm is where the real fun is at, given my own experiences with ritual mathematical abuse at the hands of Ms. Mallory and Mrs. Taylor in high school. That, and triple integrals.

Anyway, I need your help, my 950 plus subscribers. I need you to all decamp over to Rumble and follow my channel Investigations in Ritual Abuse, as well as 1830GOEL. Over at Instagram, I’m @1830goel and at TikTok I’m also @1830goel. I’m told that I can get free underwear and do try on videos for Instagram and TikTok, but Rumble threatened to put a contract out on my life if I did underwear try on videos. They’re a little repressed. Facebook also threatened to report me to the FBI for underwear try on videos, because Mark Zuckerberg is a hater. Still, he lets my little page keep plugging along, so please subscribe to Investigations in Ritual Abuse.

Otherwise, I’m going to be reduced to ranting at people on my totally baiting and trolling OnlyFans, where I read Bible verses about fornication to all the perverts and compel them to turn away from lust and adultery. So far I don’t have any subscribers, and that’s been a real disappointment to me. There’s no market for righteousness.

Help me be an influencer in the sea of sinfluencers that currently dominate social media platforms. Together, we can spread the word and raise awareness about the LDS Church of Satan and its degenerate, criminal members. Also like and share my content. If you can afford to subscribe here, just know that every dime goes towards making more content and also towards turkey burgers and chicken thighs, along with Polar Seltzer’s lime flavor. I’m told that if I reference brand names, I might be able to get compensated, so I recommend Polar Seltzer lime flavor as my drink of choice when I’m writing and creating content on satanic Latter Day Saint pedophiles and murderers. It’s refreshing. Send me cases of it, Polar.

Here’s another video, part one of a series on the LDS Church of Satan’s doctrine. It was created with HeyGen AI and Microsoft Clipchamp. I need some of that Bill Gates farm and vaccine money going to me for name dropping the one piece of software Microsoft makes that doesn’t completely poop the bed. Enjoy the video.