comedy bits don't count...

i had my official bill hicks moment last night
it's totally fine to pick up on things, just don't intentionally copy people
i do this w/ mitch hedberg a lot
i will have my george carlin moment one day
you gotta talk about everything, man
blah blah blah blah fathers, deists
thomas jefferson got his slave girl pregnant
they love this idea of america being a beacon of hope
everything is a conquest, of course women would be opposed to that
i think this is why i do standup comedy
if only i could convince bad people to kill themselves (but that's wrong amy)
many many ways to steal shit
you're always gonna deal w/ discrimination
fuck da herm, anybody that knows him will agree w/ everything i am saying
it's just not in white people's best interest to say the nword, i know this from personal experience
get over what you think you can't get over
what if you're just overly sensitive n people aren't trying to insult you
candy-assery is totally accepted in our society by spineless cowards
words/thoughts are vapor
all these thoughts planted in people's heads but it's really their lack of self that causes them to act accordingly
i still feel sorry for people regardless of how responsible they are
did yawl hear me run over that cardboard
CLASSIC ag driving skills right here
i really should stop but guess we're gonna have to relapse
how can i get a DUI if i don't drink tho