How the customer fooled the shopkeeper

The customer walked into the mobile phone shop, looked at the latest smartphones, and asked the shopkeeper, "Do you have any phones that can make my ex's texts disappear automatically?"

The shopkeeper, trying to be helpful, replied, "I'm sorry, we don't have that feature yet."

The customer grinned and said, "No worries, I found one online!" Then, they pulled out a roll of duct tape and proudly showed off their 'customised' solution: a duct-taped old flip phone with no screen! The shopkeeper burst into laughter as the customer left with their unique anti-ex messaging device.