Prosecutorial Discretion

Alexandria Prosecutor Set to Overturn Eichmann and End Bothersome Calls to Prosecutor War Crimes and Crimes Against Humanity?

[FOB FREEDOM, September 28, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

While it may be the quietest election in history for one NOVA suburb of Washington, where, usually, political signs pop up at election time with the certainty of Cherry Blossoms on the Potomac, at least in the courts, the acknowledged loudest voice against the overwhelmingly popular member of the atheist club in congress representative for Virginia’s 8th Congressional District, is making so much noise that one former Lost on Jeopardy contestant is going full-throttle Archie D. Bunker, and telling one “Meet Head” to stifle it, and the apparent dumb Polack ain’t really Black. “Imagine prejudice against Italians, in this day and age,” remarked the former consorter with Bayonne Sopranos, and Brooklyn wise guys and goodfellas, known to the old days Alexandria Bar Association as Consigiliere Junior.

“Well, Howard, as you know, despite high profile defendants, and bet-the-company partners in our frivolous litigations, vexatious as they may be, these matters certainly are not garnering any press attention, and as we know, after some Thought He Was Harvard Material supporter of my old Pal, and I do mean old, Not Afraid to Burn in Hell Don Beyer, Jr., at the impeachment town hall had thought that quid pro quo means bribe, assured that two thirds of Americans would agree, some may not know, like the one third of Alexandria who got infected by a Harvard Acceptance Rate Coronavirus, the exact definitions of some of these esoteric legal terms of art, and wind up in the press like Deputy Chairman for the Arlington Democrats, Mike Hemminger, embarrassing every person of color with his ignorant assertion that de facto desegregation is illegal. Apparently, the Arlington NAACP President missed the interview of Harvard professor, Dr. Henry Louis Gates with Judy Woodruff on PBS, where he had quoted my childhood spiritual mentor, Dr. Benjamin Elijah Mays, and had suggested that unlike back in the days of segregation, the most segregated hour in America remains at 11:00 a.m. on Sunday morning, but not by law, as much as by choice, and freedom of association. Now, that was before some colored kids who attended high schools where they could get into a college, decided to hang on to that Old Time Religion, but move on up to the West Side to get a piece of the pie at White Church. And this term, prosecutorial discretion, apparently the graduate of Peekaboo VCU doesn’t even understand, central to our planned application for writ of mandamus at the federal courts, and may require some amplification so that we are all on the same sheet of music, as they say,” explained Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.