And The Winner Is! Product Comparison Bergeon Bench Mat vs Magic The Gathering Mouse Pad

The Results Of The Poll Are In - Which Video Would You Most Like To See (detailed descriptions):

1) Tiny Patek Philippe 16-250 Watch Movement Used As a Fish Lure.

Patek Philippe's lure is known to have worked on a range of warm-blooded subjects (or so they say), from Queen Elizabeth to Melinda Gates, so why not try it on a fish? Fish are not known to feed on watch movements, but with its hand-polished gold and silver finish and the kinetic movement of its balance wheel glistening in the sunlight under the surface of the beautiful and clear waters of Lake Geneva I suspect it won't take long for one to bite. If I damage it I can always "restore" it and flip it on Ebay. No revenue estimate is available as this will be entirely new territory for the YouTube algorithm.

2) She Flew All The Way To Vietnam With Her Aging Aunt's Rolex And Went Clamming Before Searching The Local Markets For A Waterproof Crown That Rolex Refused To Sell Her For No Good Reason Other Than Rolex Are Monsters Two Days After I Paid A Local TV Station That Is Desperate For Money Because Of Google's Monopoly On The Global Advertising Market To Do A Story About Me. Can I Fix It While Trying To Figure Out How To Use These Expensive Bergeon Tools I Just Bought Even Though I Have Absolutely No Training As A Watchmaker?

Estimated revenue: YouTube: $6.5M, me: $25,000 ($20,000 more than I paid the local TV station!)

3) Product Comparison: Bergeon 7808-V-01 Green Anti-Skid Bench Mat vs. Magic the Gathering Mouse Pad.

Estimated views: 1.5 million. Estimated YouTube ad revenue: zero because the video is likely to be demonetized by YouTube due to Magic The Gathering's association with Bitcoin. Estimated revenue from affiliate sales: $1.63 due to the unpopularity and low price of Magic the Gathering mouse pads and the Bergeon 7808-V-01 being perpetually out of stock at Bergeon because it's definitely not made in China.

4) Fake ASMR Restorations Of All Of The Watches Not Featured In The Nemo Movies!

Watch me do fake restorations of working versions of every watch ever made, edited down to 20 minutes, zero seconds, and zero frames each, with ASMR. Estimated revenue: infinite for both YouTube and the channel as new watches and Nemo sequels are anticipated to continue to be made faster than I can pump out videos in perpetuity. This will help google's monopoly earnings remain on target with revenues of 100 x infinity until The Singularity, after which things that stupid humans care about including but not limited to corporate profits will likely get a bit murky.

5) I Ate A Vintage Patek Philippe Watch Movement And Pooped It Out: Can I Restore It? And Do I Even Need To Or Is It Still Running Flawlessly Because It's A Patek?

(No description needed since it's all in the title) Estimated views and revenue 0 (sorry, this video will only by available on Rumble with short clips available on 4chan).

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