Giant Snail Granny - Dreams & Deliriums
Giant Snail Granny is about a childhood nightmare.
Dreams and Deliriums is a collection of songs from the cracked mind of creepyfellow.
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Full Lyrics:
Granny is nice
attentive and kind
She calls you upstairs
Saying its dinner time
I walk up the stairs
she tells me to stop
A freaky giant snail
she beckons to hop
The snail leaps, crushes me immediately
acidic slime then starts digesting me
Why did you snail me Granny
flesh is now breaking off me
siccing your mollusk at me
and you simply stare lovingly
Why did you snail me granny
Oozing and dead you want me
your monster is threading on me
and you simply stare lovingly
I am now bones
a puddle of muck
my granny's giant snail
just gorged on my butt
Did I not do chores
dishonored our flock
is my granny a human
or a mollusk in husk
What is going on, my granny is just wrong
I thought I was the favorite grandson
Chorus:
Why did you snail me Granny
Molluskians are all around me
You conned me with love, rice and beans
And you simply stare lovingly
Why did you snail me granny
My life melted now behind me
A trail of its slime around me
And you simply stare lovingly
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