AI Orson Welles Tells a Joke

Last night I trained Orson Welles' voice into a model. I had an experience in Costco yesterday that inspire me to write this joke. I had "Orson Wells" tell the joke. Audience laughter added in for effect, along with some studio hall acoustic.
I didn't actually bump a fat lady, but the idea lived on in my head. Here's how I'd envision it sounded if Orson Welles told the joke in 1968....