GoodFella? No Jack Kennedy

Rockets Red Glare and Bombs Bursting in Air as Early Voting Begins for the Former Fighting 49th House District and the War-Hardened Arlington Democrats

[FOB FREEDOM, September 22, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

According to the Alexandria Connection in 2016, one pesky, fringe independent, a retired army officer, was “[t]he loudest voice of opposition so far”, who was “not afraid to fight dirty” and had “attacked [Don] Beyer on everything from climate change to Beyer’s handling of minority groups within his district.” It was their early estimation that his “campaign has started as grassroots as they come in the 21st century, with a Facebook page, and then local farmer’s markets and churches when that started gaining a following”, and today even ARL Now, definitely not a big fan, has noted that he “has floated around the periphery of the Northern Virginia political scene for nearly the past decade,” and, even though many politicians, from Micah Edmond to Julius “J.D.” Spain, have claimed to have gone out campaigning door-to-door, at least the voters in Virginia’s Third House District know that Major Mike Webb has since January been knocking on every door, and talking about an issue that, at least at the last virtual online candidate forum, Arlington Democrat Delegate Alphonso Lopez had said was “the most important.” However, according to the President, “the proof is in the pudding”, and even the former member of the Senate Judiciary Committee knows as well as Congressman Beyer, that sometimes it may take a physical and forceful removal to get the Progressive Voter’s guide acknowledged Red Rose participant to get the guns blazing litigation hobbyist away from your door, and he’s definitely got “convictions”.

Although, earlier than permitted by law, Audrey Clement, who had met Webb’s godfather, the former Congressional House Majority Whip, while attending Temple University, just across the Broad Street in Philadelphia from the Bright Hope Baptist Church, where he had succeeded his father as pastor, the signs of early elections were blooming, catching the diplomatic notice of the Arlington Gazette Leader, at dawn this morning outside the Arlington County Administration Building, early voters could only spot the political signs for three candidates: Democrat State Senator Barbara Favola, Arlington Democrat Candidate for County Board Susan Cunningham and—Blue Virginia’s “the porn tab guy”, about whom they claim that the words “commando”, “scorched earth” and “onslaught” come to the minds of war-hardened Arlington Democrats and analysts every time Webb just tries to get on the ballot, as in evidence, “on full display”, as the not quite legal expert on de facto segregation, Mike Hemminger, Deputy Chairman for the Arlington Democrats and President of the Arlington NAACP, might say, in a court battle, unopposed, at the Washington Circuit Court of Appeals, under the civil remedy provision of the federal racketeering statute and the aggrieved person standing requirements of the Voting Rights Act of 1965, while the AFL CIO endorsed Lopez campaign has elected a dubious right to remain silent. And Arlington’s man on the street, no stranger to goodfellas and sopranos, weighs in on Arlington’s standup guy.

“Well, Howard, as you know, Fonzie, who has emphasized that these times demand experience, a them I had echoed in one of our earlier videos, and we have a long acquaintance, which I had thought had been quite amicable, but he has appeared to be a little rattled lately, probably the pressure of fighting for I believe he counted over 150 pieces of legislation in the last session, as unbelievable as that may appear. He’s not getting any press, his signs are not even out yet, he’s not getting out in the neighborhoods to talk with his constituents, who have relayed some very serious concerns to me. Maybe all that time trying to mount a campaign in Danville has the lifetime environmentalist a little tuckered out. My good friends, and fellow Jesuit high school alumni, Don Beyer and Tim Kaine have expressed their confidence in him with endorsements, but this voting rights issue and the racketeering allegations sounds like Bobby Menendez problems—and I knew Bobby back when he was just a local politician in Jersey, ya know? Back in the old Operation Bid Rig days, in which I can neither confirm nor deny I had any involvement at all in the federal investigation,” stated Webb, the most junior commissioned officer to have ever served as the operations officer for all U.S. Army strategic counterintelligence in the continental United States, racking up a rogues gallery of arrests and prosecution experience against spies, terrorists and other lawbreakers.

Like the unopposed Alexandria Commonwealth Attorney in a case brought in mandamus to compel a grand jury investigation into the Washington Post’s “What Are the Odds?” infections of an evangelical Christian family, their pastor and his wife, even regarding a recent invitation to participate in a candid discussion about the classless coronavirus that closed the doors to in-person instruction in public schools, Lopez has tacitly suggested that he does “not wish to discuss this matter”, electing, again, a right to remain silent.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.